Lazy Bastard

Lazy Bastard, Makati 22 Jupiter Street - Makati

American
• Bar
• Pub
• Diner
• Fast food

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Keith Johann
+4
The price may be off putting especially to those who are used to buffet but the prompt courteous service, cozy (but humid) ambiance and most specially the tasty and generous serving of food justifies the price.👌🏼

FYI: There’s a bar inside if you want to grab a drink with friends.
Nov 13, 2018
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Fatima Faye Guinaban Ildefonso
+5
Could probably be one of my best night outs with friends!

Eating various menu items at Lazy Bastard, all of which passed our humble tastebuds! Being a chillidog lover, I would say it was the winner for the night.

Visit them on Tuesday night and you'll get the place to yourselves making an intimate place to catch up with long time friends.

The staff and crew were also cool.
Oct 20, 2018
Zomato
Beatriz Fores
+4
Jesus Christ! Oh wow! Etc... The many things we humans say when we are amazed with something else. Lazy Bastard is well known for their burgers, and dogs. Their grub has taken people up to that amazing moment. They took it a step further with a new item on their menu, and named their genius burger concoction, ‘Cheesus Crust.’

The burger consists of the beef patty, jalapeños, and a huge cheese crust instead of the standard cheese slice. With Lazy Bastard being known as a bacon place—long live bacon— obviously I needed to have bacon in my burger, so I added some in my order.

The picture on the wall seemed really appetizing. Just one look at it and ordered it right away, forgetting about my original plan for the Bacon Cheeseburger. As always, or rather in most cases, false advertising. It wasn’t the usual bad false advertising but a good one. You see my fellow foodies, the cheese crust was way bigger than that of the one in the picture. It was as freaking big as a cutting-board! I’m not kidding! When I saw the waiter come out of the kitchen with my order, the exact words that came out of my mouth was, ‘Jesus Christ!’ Then the waiter corrected me and said, ‘Cheesus Crust.’

I was in complete shock when I saw the enormousness of my order. My brain was trying to figure out how to tackle eating it. Getting to the burger part seemed impossible but thankfully the cheese looked more than appetising I definitely had to take a bite of it first. So after a few rips and bites of cheese, I finally got halfway through it and got a huge bite of my burger.

First, the cheese was really good. Not nakakaumay, not overly salty, but very oily. It’s a given since the fat seeps out of the cheese with it’s cooking process. The slightly burned/charred parts at the edge were my fave. Secondly, the burger was really good. Slightly pinkish color in the middle shows how it was perfectly cooked.

I added P90 and upgraded my ala carte burger to a meal, the Calamantea juice and onion rings as my side. The onion rings were huge, however they were bland. The batter needs more salt. Calamantea is their home-brewed iced-tea, and it was super refreshing. Not overly sweet. I would even say that it is my iced-tea of choice. Wish I could just buy it commercially.

Food: 4.5 - It would have been a perfect 5, but the onion rings weren’t perfect.

Price: 4.0 - Steep. My burger alone cost P550 without the added bacon. 

Service: 5.0 - Friendly staff. Even if my burger was cooked to order, it came out faster than I expected.

Ambience: 3.5 - Dark chilled back placed. Feels like a bar. If I’m not mistaken, there is a speakeasy through the other door. Not PWD friendly though. Stair handles are halfway down, and I did’t see an elevator.

Next time, I really should try one of their dogs. And at the end of my meal... I finished the entire burger! On the other hand, I had to take the leftover onion rings back to work. I could feel my arteries clog after my meal. LOL!
Sep 30, 2018
Zomato
GenEatsOut
+5
What more can i say? perfect place for your lunch or after drinks munchies! I always order the pancake burger with sausages and eggs!it always hits the spot! Combination of sweet and salty burger is my favorite
Sep 05, 2018
Zomato
Yvonne Rae
+4
Ambiance of the place is very casual. Menu is creative and visual.

The burgers are classic, big and juicy.
Hotdog sandwiches are the star here! Try the bacon wrapped one.

I also ordered their sloppy joe, it was a bit disappointing, too strong on pepper, sort of overmasks the overall flavor.

Try opening that door you'll see on their side.
Aug 16, 2018
Zomato
Foodaholic
+4
I love the simplicity of the place. Cheeseburger is so tasty but the onion rings are a little bit bland for my liking. Hotdogs are tasty too.
May 22, 2018
Zomato
Justine Lim
+5
C'mon. How can big burgers and huge onion rings go wrong in any sort of way?! My workmates and I love this place when we fell like splurging on good food. I must say, lazy bastard is by far the best burger I have tasted here in Manila. And their house tea. Hands down.

Update 2.18.2019 - it is with a heavy heart to say that Lazy Bastard Bel-air is closed. I've tried asking neighboring shops when will they re-open, since they've been closed in january (I thought for renovations). But they said no one comes in there anymore. 😭

May 04, 2018
Zomato
Anika Molina
+5
This is a great place that has great food especially if you're crazing for something a little oily. Try the Parmesan Dog here! It's really good. It's a little sweet but it hits the right spot. 😍
Apr 14, 2018
Zomato
Josemari Bucoy Carag
+4
At last, i was able to visit this place. i love hotdog sandwiches and this place did not disappoint. i tried the chilidog and their famous honey parmesan hotdog. both were good but I enjoyed the chilidog more. The place was really clean and the lady at the counter was polite. Only hitch was they only applied my PWD discount on one hotdog and a sarsi instead of my whole meal! would have given a five star rating, not that big of a deal. Overall, I would recommend this place and would come back to try their other menu items.
Mar 11, 2018
Zomato
Teybolforwan
+3.5
I've been hearing a lot about Lazy Bastard and it has ratings in Zomato so, we really expected more of what we actually experienced. The place was too small, not a place for you to chill and hangout. Its a place for those who just want to eat and go. Were not lucky enough to try their Calamantea and milkshakes because it wqs unavailable at the time we went so, instead of ordering the combo, we just ordered separate side dishes. All their foods was served in a foil.

Fries was seved on a brownbag which you can readily eat for take out. The fries was fries, simple.
Table for: 1-2 persons
Food Rating: 3.5/5

Sloppy Joe - it was a simple Sloppy Joe with no pretensions as what the restaurant's theme is all about. It was composed of ground beef, onions and Lazy Bastard's specialty sauce. It was messy to eat, that's why it's called "sloppy". The bread used was a soft, pillowy potato bun which makes it unique. The potato bun was good and was really soft but I find its filling a bit too oily and I can say that the taste was just okay.
Table for: 1
Food Rating: 3.5/5

Hamburger - the burger was also just okay. Maybe we should have added more sides. I don't know. Maybe we expected too much. But oh well, if we're going to order burger next time, we will go to other well-known burger joints in the City.
Tablw for: 1
Food Rating: 3/5

Ambiance: 3.5/5
Service: 5/5
Value for Money: 3.5/5

I don't know, maybe we should have tried their bestselling Bacon Cheeseburger or the Honey Parmesan Dog but at the moment, we don't feel like eating those maybe next time, if we will return.
Jan 28, 2018

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  • Monday: 11:00-02:00
  • Tuesday: 11:00-02:00
  • Wednesday: 11:00-02:00
  • Thursday: 11:00-02:00
  • Friday: 11:00-02:00
  • Saturday: 11:00-02:00
  • Sunday: 11:00-02:00

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